🍵"Sober October Gains Momentum, Booze Ghosted by Moon Juice"

Dispatches from the Slacktivist Rebellion

Alcohol has officially been left on read. As Sober October gains traction, Gen Z and millennial rebels are swapping cocktails for kombucha, tarot readings, and sleep hygiene. Breweries are pivoting to “spirit-free spirits” with names like Void Whisperer and Neurodivergent Nectar.

One participant said, “I’m not sober—I’m just vibing at a higher frequency.”

Slacktivists are hosting mocktail meditations, lucid dreaming workshops, and community check-ins that prioritize clarity over clout. “We’re not just ditching booze,” said @ThirdEyeDry. “We’re reclaiming our nervous systems.”

Closing Transmission

Sober October isn’t about purity—it’s about presence.

Raise a glass of moon juice and toast to your own clarity.