🧃TikTok Trend Declares “Ain’t Nobody Safe When I’m Overstimulated and Hungry”

Dispatches from the Slacktivist Rebellion

TikTok’s latest viral audio—“Ain’t nobody safe when I’m a little bit drunk”—has been repurposed by neurodivergent creators to confess their spiral triggers. From false eyelashes to executive dysfunction, the chaos is relatable, theatrical, and healing.

Slacktivists are remixing the trend with captions like:

• “Ain’t nobody safe when I’m masking and my stim toy breaks.”

• “Ain’t nobody safe when I’m asked to ‘circle back.’”

“It’s not a meltdown,” said @SpiralSiren. “It’s a musical.”

Closing Transmission

The algorithm is listening.

The spiral is singing.

And the news?

Not necessarily.